beautyloveandsociety:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this hurt.

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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http://wintrrsoldierr.tumblr.com/post/96732877706/bigquidditchhero-3rd-september-1991-dear-mum

bigquidditchhero:

3rd September 1991

Dear Mum and Dad,

Sorry it has taken me so long to write but I’ve been really busy. Hogwarts is great, lessons are really interesting. Transfiguration is hard but I like Professor McGonagall. When I told her that she was Dad’s favourite teacher…

This hurts my heart

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

backdoorteenmom:

tomato soup is basically heated ketchup and I refuse to have any part of it

humansofnewyork:

"I gave my three year old daughter some worthless coins, and jokingly told her that she was rich. She went and hid the coins away, and I forgot all about them. Around the same time, my oldest daughter got a bunch of money from her aunts and uncles for her birthday. A few months later, we needed money for food, and I asked my oldest daughter if we could use some of her birthday money. She refused. I almost started crying, because I thought then that I had completely failed as a parent. But suddenly, my youngest daughter appeared, and gave me back the handful of coins that I had given her."
(Mexico City, Mexico)

humansofnewyork:

"I gave my three year old daughter some worthless coins, and jokingly told her that she was rich. She went and hid the coins away, and I forgot all about them. Around the same time, my oldest daughter got a bunch of money from her aunts and uncles for her birthday. A few months later, we needed money for food, and I asked my oldest daughter if we could use some of her birthday money. She refused. I almost started crying, because I thought then that I had completely failed as a parent. But suddenly, my youngest daughter appeared, and gave me back the handful of coins that I had given her."

(Mexico City, Mexico)